Экватор and a bit further

Presentations, 3 term papers, 2 reviews, 1 exam are done! Bingo! [Quality matters. Quality matters...Quality matters?]
3 term papers, 4 exams are still to go.
In a week and 2 days I will be done!!!
Graduate (still a question mark), out of JNU...
Agrhhh!

P.s. I am so sick and tired of being a last minute person. I have to...must change the way it is.

Memsahib

My virgin white walls bored me eventually. I saw this poster at the local market. [Hindu religious pornography]Couldn't resist.
Enjoy!

Up in the air or Too much tension causes jackass-ness

I climbed up the tree. Well, eventually I did not, but I tried. As the result - scratched arm, embarrassment and the need to get the tetanus shot asap.

I need to go home.
Focus and concentration.

Basic Math

Brothers and Sisters, let me share my grief with you and seek your condolence.

I am sitting in the class, waiting for the prof. I wish I had earplugs. The in-class talks depress me, especially before the exams.

I am opting 6 courses this term. Each requires 4 credits, which means I have to complete at least 1 paper and one exam for each. Since some profs are keen on extra work, I have presentations and midterms (those are fortunately over). I need to write 7 papers and make 3 presentations in next 2 weeks, which means I have to write approximately 50 pages of various trash, i.e. 25000 words, i.e. 125000 symbols in 14 days, i.e. 336 hours, i.e. 20160 minutes, i.e. 1209600 seconds.
I am screwed.

P.S. If the prof won't show up in the next 5 minutes, I ll… hmm what can I do? I can't even leave((((

In hunt for unconventional Love

И снова к новостям...

Продолжаем трансляции для нашей немногочисленной, но преданной аудитории из Москвы.
Я отстригла челку. Опять. Нет, надо спрятать ножницы. Хотя в этот раз, по-моему, недурно вышло.
любуйтесь...

Evil Corporations or Too Much Energy Causes Jackass-ness

Agggrhhh! Today I was working on my assigments, when I noticed that typing took me much longer than it used to take, simply because the keys got stuck and I had to press every second one twice. In a half an hour I got pissed and tried to clean all the shit up. But I couldn't. I was shaking and tossing my laptop (not exactly a way, one should treat a laptop), turning it up and down trying to get the crumbs, dust, dead insects, hair, coffee powder and all one can have under the keyboard out. Then I found a brush. I spent another half an hour bending over my preciouse laptop brushing the dust off as if it was the Parthenon marbles. With no resault though. I got agressive. A pin came in handy. I combined all the techniques I used so far. I shook, tossed, brushed off, blew, turned and finally...cracked the key board with the pin. Fuck!
Why, why don't they make a laptop with an easiely removable keyboard??? Open-clean-put it back without major damages! I belive laptops could live much longer.